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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!-- hide this script tag's contents from old browsers// NUMBER - returns a string in place of a numberfunction number(x) { if (x==1) return "one"; if (x==2) return "two"; if (x==3) return "three"; if (x==4) return "four"; if (x==5) return "five"; if (x==6) return "six"; if (x==7) return "seven"; if (x==8) return "eight"; if (x==9) return "nine"; if (x==10) return "ten"; if (x==11) return "eleven"; if (x==12) return "twelve"; return x; //default}function ishtime(h,m){ h = number(h) if (m<=3 || m>57) return h+" o'clock"; if (m<=7) return "five past "+h; if (m<=12) return "ten past "+h; if (m<=17) return "quarter past "+h; if (m<=23) return "twenty past "+h; if (m<=28) return "twenty-five past "+h; if (m<=33) return "half past "+h; if (m<=38) return "twenty-five to "+h; if (m<=43) return "twenty to "+h; if (m<=48) return "quarter to "+h; if (m<=53) return "ten to "+h; if (m<=58) return "five to "+h; return "h:m"; // never reached?}function daytime(h) { if (!h || h>21) return " at night" if (h<12) return " in the morning"; if (h<=17) return " in the afternoon"; return " in the evening"; // default}function ish(h,m) { if (!h && !m) { // if no time supplied, use the system time time = new Date() h = time.getHours() m = time.getMinutes()} z = daytime(h); h = h % 12 // fix to 12 hour clock if (m>57 && time.getSeconds()>30) m++; // round seconds if (m>60) m=0 // round up minutes if (m>33) h++ // round up hours if (h>12) h = 1 // the clock turns round.. if (h==0) h = 12return "It's now about "+ishtime(h,m)+z+"."}function getCookieVal (offset) { var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset); if (endstr == -1) endstr = document.cookie.length; return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr)); }function GetCookie (name) { var arg = name + "="; var alen = arg.length; var clen = document.cookie.length; var i = 0; while (i < clen) { var j = i + alen; if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg) return getCookieVal (j); i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1; if (i == 0) break; } return null; }function SetCookie (name, value) { var argv = SetCookie.arguments; var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length; var expires = (2 < argc) ? argv[2] : null; var path = (3 < argc) ? argv[3] : null; var domain = (4 < argc) ? argv[4] : null; var secure = (5 < argc) ? argv[5] : false; document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) + ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) + ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) + ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) + ((secure == true) ? "; secure" : ""); }function ResetCounts(name) { visits = 0; SetCookie("visits", visits, expdate , "/", null, false); leapto(); }// De-activate Cloaking --></SCRIPT><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--HIDE FROM OLD BROWSERS--document.writeln(ish(),"<P>")function greeting(){ var today = new Date(); var hrs = today.getHours(); document.write("<H4>Good "); if (hrs < 4) document.write("Morning! - Hey, it's late, go to bed!"); else if (hrs <6) document.write("Morning! - Wow, you're up early, go back to bed!"); else if (hrs < 12) document.write("Morning! - Wow, you're up before Midday!"); else if (hrs <= 16) document.write("Afternoon!"); else document.write("Evening!"); document.writeln("</H4>");}greeting();<!-- end hiding contents from old browsers --></SCRIPT><!-- This script downloaded from www.JavaScriptBank.com Come to view and download over 2000+ free javascript at www.JavaScriptBank.com--><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!-- Activate Cloakingvar expdate = new Date();var visits;// Set expiration date to a year from now.expdate.setTime(expdate.getTime() + (48 * 60 * 60 * 1000 * 365));if(!(visits = GetCookie("visits"))) visits = 0;visits++;SetCookie("visits", visits, expdate, "/", null, false);document.write("<center>"+"I see that you have been to this page "+" "+""+visits+"</FONT>"+" "+"time(s) so far."+"</center>"); if(visits == 1) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Oh, your first time here!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 2) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" You've been here already." +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 3) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" A third time!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 4) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" That is unbelievable!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 5) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Wow, I must be doing a good job!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 6) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" All right, All right already!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits == 7) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Is this the only web page you go to?" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits== 8) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" If you're here this often you can start paying rent!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits== 9) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Do you ever sleep?" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits==10) document.write("<FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" I can't believe you keep coming back!" +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits==12) document.write("<P><FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Don't you have something better to do?"+"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits==69) document.write("<p><FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" I think you are stalking me... Better call the cyber-cops... " +"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits==98) document.write("<p><FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+" Does anybody see this ?!?"+"</CENTER></FONT>"); if(visits>=99) document.write("<p><FONT SIZE=+1><CENTER>"+"You are really starting to scare me! Is my site that good?" +"</CENTER></FONT>");// De-activate Cloaking --></SCRIPT><!-- This script downloaded from www.JavaScriptBank.com Come to view and download over 2000+ free javascript at www.JavaScriptBank.com-->